Post by rghstkcwby on May 13, 2007 7:55:13 GMT -6
Pastor's Business Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At
one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to
is repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on
the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his
card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,
"Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of
laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and
knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, " I heard your voice in the garden and I
was afraid for I was naked."
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!
"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22)
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At
one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to
is repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on
the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his
card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,
"Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of
laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and
knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, " I heard your voice in the garden and I
was afraid for I was naked."
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!
"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22)
