Post by ronefx on Mar 17, 2008 7:51:41 GMT -6
>
> One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally
> behavior that was going on. So he called one of his angels and sent the
> angel to
> earth for a time.
>
> When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
> misbehaving
> and only 5% are not." God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had
> better
> send down a second angel to get another opinion."
>
> So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time, too. When
> the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The earth is
> in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."
>
> God was not pleased. So he decided to email the 5% who were good because
> He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them
> keep going.
>
> Do you know what the email said?
>
> No?
>
> Okay, just wondering. I didn't get one either
> One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally
> behavior that was going on. So he called one of his angels and sent the
> angel to
> earth for a time.
>
> When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
> misbehaving
> and only 5% are not." God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had
> better
> send down a second angel to get another opinion."
>
> So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time, too. When
> the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The earth is
> in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."
>
> God was not pleased. So he decided to email the 5% who were good because
> He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them
> keep going.
>
> Do you know what the email said?
>
> No?
>
> Okay, just wondering. I didn't get one either
