Cowboys Fan

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HAIL TO THE COWBOYS

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her
class that she is a Washington Redskins fan. She asks her class to
raise their hands if they are too. Wanting to impress the teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says

*Janie why didn ' t you raise your
hand?*

*Because I ' m not a Redskins fan* she replied.

The teacher still shocked, asked *Well, if you ' re not a
Redskins fan then who are you a fan of?*

*I ' m a Dallas Cowboys fan and proud of it* Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears.

*Janie why are you a Cowboys fan?*

*Cuz my mom and dad are both Cowboys fans, so I ' m a Cowboys fan
too!*

*Well* said the teacher in an annoyed tone

*that is no reason for you to be an Cowboys fan. You don ' t have to be just like your parents
all the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron,
what would you be then?*

*Then* Janie smiled

*I ' d be a Redskins fan.*